February 2011
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January 2011
Itchy tattoo phase is the worst. I’m wearing long sleeves and slapping my arm like an addict. Awwwkkkwarrdd.
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REBLOG if you were born in the 90's, & don't have...
me-see-tea:
tiffanyarei:
laurennnx3:
reblog if you were born in the 80’s and don’t want babies unless they’re kittens
Reblog if you were born in the 80’s and haven’t really started your life yet.
Chris, stop reminding me!
Idiots drinking death in the afternoons
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A customer just returned an easel to me with this note: “There were not detailed instructions included with the easel making it, for me, impossible to assemble.”
Funny thing is, the easel he ordered was shipped FULLY ASSEMBLED.
::face palm::
Not Jake.
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Being Appreciated
Is the best. Thanks for noticing I’m working my ass off for ya, boss.
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I’m going to need a very stiff drink after this work day is over.
Anyone care to join?
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You’re in a car with a beautiful boy, and you’re trying not to tell him that you...
– Richard Siken
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Why, why, WHY would you send your credit card information through email? Especially after I asked you NOT to in ALL CAPS. Just because you emailed me back from your iPhone doesn’t mean it’s not email. Oh you’re a speech language specialist? Doesn’t that mean you went through some sort of post-high school education? SO WHY ARE YOU SO DUMB, LADY?
::FACE PALM::
I think as a...
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You might think he’s gone and moved, but Woody will always turn up in Rochester. I mean, he’s Woody.
This may be weird but Hannah Corey is the coolest girl I don’t know in real life. Gd.
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I can hear my neighbors fucking.
OH HOW THE TABLES HAVE TURNED!
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Cheese or Font? →
Yikes, it’s been a while since I’ve gone through typefaces. NEED TO GO BACK TO COLLEGE NOW.
Ten Things Your Zodiac Sign Hates
Scorpio People who borrow their pen and never return it Lovers that don’t orgasm Being made jealous by a lover Being outshone at any task Dining without dignity Being the victim of gossip Being accused of being unfaithful (even if they are) People who are too trendy People who claim to be psychic Not being able to park in the handicapped space
Eh some of those are true. The last one is...
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